TMZ posted this story today about (my cute lil cuz) Chris Brown snatching a chick's phone outside of the Cameo nightclub in Miami and driving off with it last weekend. Reportedly he said, "Bitch, you're not gonna put that on the Internet.", before grabbing the iPhone through his car's window and peeling off. (I can't even begin to say how funny that shit is!)
So, of course the girl went to the cops and has accused Breezy of stealing her phone. I can't say that I blame her. She want her damn phone back! But, I must ask "Why?!" Why did she follow Brown and Tyga out of the club and proceed to snap shots like she some motherfuckin' paparazzi? O.o And what did she catch that made Breezy said, "Uh uh. Not ta'niiiiiite!"? In my mind he fell or he was leaving the club with a chick or he was just wasted outta his mind... (idk. Grasping at straws here.)
And of course everything Chris Brown-related goes back to his Rihanna incident a few years back as far as TMZ is concerned. They say that if charged with theft, (I suppose), Chris would be in violation of his probation and thrown in the slammer. Those folks over there sure know how to jump da gun. Even THEY reported that the Miami Beach PD has stated that no arrests have been made or warrants issued with this case that is still under investigation. For all we know this girl is just tryna get a free iPhone.
Stay tuned for more on this...