Wednesday, October 24, 2012

Bad Girls Club Reunion Part I (Season 9)

The original crew

I'm starting this post off by asking that y'all excuse me for not writing about this lame group of girls on the latest season of The Bad Girls Club....

From the very first episode I knew this was a special kind of uninteresting, "Oxygen need better people dictating who's casted" group of lame ass girls. (I do mean... REE'Heely!!..Really.)

Just to recap what we saw in the first few episodes that gave me that impression, we had:

Rima, a cute girl that ain't too keen on bathing and puts her naked puss on public bars and poles.-- Private bars and poles is cool, if that's how you feelin', but public...?? In front of all type people you don't know?? Everythang exposed to everybody?!! (I'll pass.)

Falen. (Is she Ethiopian?) This chick that just be tryna fake it till she make it.  And I have no clue where she's tryna make it to. Could it be the lame ass circles ran by the lame ass girls in that house?? (I'm confused) How she sit up there on national tv, with a camera crew catching your every move and word.. And she hollerin' bout how bad she is in DC and how she'll do this and do that if this and that were to happen...If a chick get in her face and blah, blah, BLAAAAAAHHHH! And a chick gets in her face like the second night (Was it Christina?) and she ain't do nor say shizz!! I can say she irked my nerves the MOST!

Ashley, aka Blondie.  In the beginning she was really timid and crybabyish.

Erica, she's just Chi Town turnt up!  I didn't like how she got on Rima about being the other girls' friend again but she turned right around and stuck up they ass; turning on Rima.  The very girl that she claimed to be down for and that she bashed for wanting to squash beef with the other girls!! Y'all remember how she was all on Rima to stay away from the other chicks and be only her friend, it seemed.  But once Rima tried to squash shit with the other girls, all the sudden she drops Rima and befriends the other girls her damn self! What kinda shit is that?!! And her loverboy vouging has gots'ta go! At times it is funny, but really!!

Megan, she's a hater. Not a bad looking girl, but really self conscious.  If there is a girl with looks comparable or (God forbid)better than her...It's a problem. I believe she has some mental issues.

Julie is just a funny-looking shit talker.

Christina. She spazzes at the drop of a dime. Just angry. And although I can't really get with her manic-depressive 'tude, I can say that I liked her the best of the entire cast.

Andrea.  KING magazine will give anybody a spread, apparently.

Zuly. She's a cool chick. And I wonder why no one gave her any shit....Ahhh, yeahhhhh... Zuly ain't 'bout no games. These chicks recognized that from the very jump. Ain't nobody ever come out they mouth wrong to her or throw her a weird gaze or NOTHING!!

And that's why I can't respect that crew of girls.  If you such a badass, be that way with everybody. Don't pick and choose your battles. Don't pick on the bitch that you know is gonna back down or be an easy target. Go 'head and fuck with a bitch that'll give you a run for your money. Go on 'head... As a whole, that house is just weak as fuck.  And Falen is the captain of weak.

After many weeks of "This season is so weak!!", we have come to the Season Reunion. And Oxygen is on that complete BULLSHIT!! I'm used to them doing a two-part reunion show, but a THREE-PART?!! What in the fuck is that?!! Just tryna milk the season for all its worth, huh? Part I aired Monday night and it gives us about 40 minutes (including commercials) of the girls landing in LA and seeing each other for the first time in months. Basically, each clique reunites and talks shit about who they hate and what they plan to do at the reunion.  I, for one, could have done without that crap. Who cares what they plan beforehand?! I want to see the action. I hope this is their first and last time doing this dumb Three-part shit.

We did get a few minutes of actual Reunion Show, ON THE STAGE! And that was wack, even. The girls that remained in the house till the very last day appeared first. And speaking of which, I forgot all about that last replacement girl...The black girl with her crybaby, "I don't want no problems although when one-on-one with the camera, I talk big shit about how I don't take no shit" ass. She was in the group of the first to appear on stage, giving lame ass reasons on why she ain't get pumped when she should have during the show. (Lawd, I forgot all about that damn girl.)

But of course, the remaining crew all got along and it is all rainbows and hugs with them, so Part I of the Reunion was just as lame as the entire season.  Can't wait till Part II and III, when the girls that Falen, Julie, Rima and Ashley are terrified of, join them on stage and the real shit ensues.

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