Thursday, January 31, 2013

Beyonce Performs The National Anthem At A 2013 Super Bowl News Conference

Queen Bey said she TIRED of y'all shit!!!

Talkin' bout she cuttin' up, lip syncin' and whatnot at President Obama's second Inauguration.  So, she set out to do the only thing that could be done: SING LIVE, SANS A BACKING TRACK. (BOOM...POW BITCHES!***)

Really though, you Beyonce, Bey!!!  You ain't got A DAMN THANG TO PROVE!! When will it ever be okay for her to tell, even just ONE, single person, to KISS HER MOTHERFUCKIN' ASS?!!

(Beyonce, I'm here for you.  If you need somebody to say the things you afraid to say, get at me gal!! 'If you afraid...Be afraid.  ALLOW IT!')


Not The Best Candidate For Procreation: A Young, Pregnant Gal Jumps A Man With Her Friend [Video]

Look closely. We have a BABY BUMP!!

One of my favorite Tumblr blogs, and the only one whose page I actually visit to scroll through all that I missed, is Ratchet Mess.  Last night a YouTube video was posted, showing 2 girls jumping one man on a train.  Once the fighting has been broken up and everyone tries to compose themselves, one of the chicks comes up outta her coat... Lo' and behold, the heifer's preggers!!! O.O

But, it don't stop there.  Once off the train, the two ladies continue to talk shit to the guy that remains on the train and even steps into the doorway to hit at him.  Eventually, dude steps off the train and the pregnant chick starts hollerin' about "IF I LOSE MY BABY!!.."  I would like to know if she loses it, WHAT?!!  She totally put herself AND her baby in this situation.  SMH

Watch the vid:


Monday, January 28, 2013

Mixtape: Pusha T's 'Wrath of Caine' [Audio]

Pusha T's mixtape 'Wrath of Caine' is here!!!

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Real Housewives of Atlanta: "Kenya Moore Sets The Bar For EXTREME Crazy"

Kenya Moore (as Phaedra Parks) at Nene Leake's event.


Just what in the hell is wrong with Kenya Moore?!! It is unbelievable that Kenya is as unstable as she appears to be on this show.

Before I really get into last night's episode, in particular, I first have to talk a little bit about what has gotten us there: The Infamous Donkey Booty (Phaedra) vs Stallion Booty (Kenya. The Idea Snatcher.).

A few episodes ago, even before the couples trip to Anguilla, Phaedra and Apollo approached Kenya about assisting them with production on a workout video they'd like to call the "Donkey Booty" Workout.  Kenya has a production company and at the time the ladies were friends.  Seems like the right partnership to create, right?

...WRONG!!! ('Cause Kenya Moore is CRAY CRAY!)

Sunday, January 27, 2013

Wait A Minute!!: Man Sues Officer For Watching A Hospital Worker Perform Oral Sex On Him??

Hal Weston. "The Giver"

When I came across this story, I read the headline 3 TIMES!! I just could not believe that I was reading what I was READING!!!

An intoxicated Brett Jensen was arrested on January 20th (for his public intoxication).  He passed out in the arresting officer's vehicle and was placed in an ambulance to be taken to the local hospital.  The officer, James Gale, followed the ambulance to the hospital and (supposedly) watched over Jensen as he was being treated.  That seems right.  Jensen was in Gale's custody at the time.

So far the story is going okay.

...Then enters a hospital employee named Hal Weston...

Miley Cyrus on The Cover of Cosmopolitan Magazine

Lil Ms. Miley Cyrus is on the cover of the March 2013 edition of Cosmopolitan magazine.  And she is starting to look HAWT!! Ever since that haircut debuted a few months ago, I've been paying a little attention to Miley.  She is really turning into a cute girl. See more pics below.

"Only You Can Tell It" Pusha T ft. Wale [Audio]

"Only You Can Tell It" features Wale from Pusha T's upcoming mixtape Wrath of Caine, which drops tomorrow.

"All Gold, All Girls" Cassie ft. Trina & Lola Monroe [Audio]

Cassie, Trina and Lola Monroe tried their hands at Trinidad James' "All Gold Everything":

Fire In A Brazil Nightclub Claims Over 200 Lives


Around 2 AM this morning a fire broke out at a nightclub in Southern Brazil.  At the time of reporting, 245 have been confirmed as dead.

From Huffington Post:

BRASILIA, Brazil — Police now say 245 have died in a devastating nightclub fire in southern Brazil.
Police Maj. Cleberson Braida says that's the total of dead at the club. He says the bodies have been brought to a gymnasium in the city of Santa Maria.
The cause of the fire is not yet known, officials said. The total number of victims is still unclear and there may be hundreds injured, Civil Police and regional government spokesman Marcelo Arigoni told Radio Gaucha.
Arigoni told the radio station a truck carrying 70 bodies had arrived at the Municipal Sports Center, which was being used as an improvised morgue.
Diario de Santa Maria reported that the fire started at around 2 a.m.

Wednesday, January 23, 2013

Bad Girls Club Season 10 in Atlanta

WOW!!! Bad Girls Club Season 10.... What can I say?.... It seems like I have so little to say about this cast, but I'm sure this'll end up being a lengthy post.

Let's go cast member by cast member, shall we..


This girl is sooooo unattractive!  Not in this super made up picture, but in REAL LIFE on the show.  (Y'all done seen her.)  This girl looks like a drunk, raggedy 45 year old in the face at all times!! And her body is totally fucked.  Her entire torso is the same width all the way down and her ass is flat as a pancake. Unfortunately, that doesn't stop her from prancing around in a bikini OR a tee and bikini bottoms all day, every day.  BTW, the photographer that shot this pic is good! The sideways pose, belt at the waist and hand on the hip gives the illusion that ole Nicky's waist and hips are not the same width.  Kudos to that photog.

But in addition to her lack of looks,  she was on that dumb ass, "You beef with my roomie, I'ma beef with you." bull when Paula and Janae had words in the beginning.  That's something I DO NOT understand!  How do you know this chick for about half of a day and now you ready to go to bat for her because y'all sleep in the same room?!

Girl, sit the hell down!! If the tables were turned, would Paula do the same for you? (Doubt it.)

12-Year Old Girl Jumped By Grown Women!!

Two lil kids meet up behind a liquor store blocks away from their school to duke it out.  One kid's grown ass people comes and jumps in the fight.

What da fuck is this?!!!

Yeah. Lil Teah is a big one, but those adults ain't have no business putting their hands on a lil ass kid.  That one in the blue was about to regret ever putting her hands on lil Teah when she ended up being the one on the ground getting punched on by the 6th grader. Bet she ain't see that one coming. (Haha!)

Teah's mama did the right thing by contacting the authorities, but don't Teah got some family??? Cousins, aunties, neighborhood homies or SOMETHING?!!  Those grown ass women deserve to have their asses WHOOPED!

So, Beyonce DIDN'T Lipsync At The Inauguration?...

Awwww.  I know the haters are pissed about the most recent headlines regarding Bey's performance of The National Anthem at Obama's 2nd Inauguration on Monday.

Early Tuesday morning a spokeswoman for the U.S. Marine Band, Master Sgt. Kristin duBois, released a statement to the Press, saying that Beyonce decided last-minute to use a pre-recorded voice track for her performance.  Many bloggers (and haters, alike) ate this bit of info UP!!  TMZ (the leader of exclusive entertainment news) joked that Kelly Clarkson sung LIVE and meanwhile, Beyonce (whose performance was flawless in my opinion), faked it.  (OMG!!! Spare me. PLEASE!!!)

For the record: I DID NOT enjoy or appreciate Kelly's performance.  Was it the riffs?..The slight arrangement to fit Kelly's style?... I'm guessing it was both, equally.  Kelly can sing. And I like her, but that performance killed me to watch and hear. Kelly, in addition to that guy with the "poem", had me too done! I only continued to watch for Beyonce's performance and she didn't let me down.  The performance was awesome! Nobody can deny that. So, they did the only other thing that could be done: (besides telling a lie and saying the performance wasn't good)... AN INSIDER SAYING SHE FAKED IT.

Monday, January 21, 2013

Funny Video: Jimmy Kimmel's Crew Caught Folks Lyin' About Watching The Inauguration BEFORE It Even Happened!

We all enjoyed the Inauguration this morning... Riiiiiiggghhhttt?....

If you didn't catch it, don't feel bad.  Maybe catching history, REAL LIVE ain't your thing.  Maybe you were stuck working or in traffic or whatever else you may have been doing on the Martin Luther Kin Jr. holiday.  So, when asked about the events that unfolded, "You ain't gotta lie..." talkin' about what you liked/hated the most..Like these folks that spoke with Jimmy Kimmel's crew did DAYS PRIOR to the actual Inauguration!!

Check out Jimmy's "Lie Witness News" footage:

This vid is sooo funny!! You know folks be like, "Yeah, I saw/know/remember that!" ...Whole time, ain't see...Don't know or remember shit. LOL


Beyonce Performs The National Anthem At The 2013 Inauguration!! [Video]

When Mama Bey throws that look... WATCH OUT!

Not even a few good ole American haters could keep Mrs. Beyonce Knowles-Carter from doing what she does best: SHINING!!

Y'all may recall that The White House quickly slammed the petition that was created to pull Beyonce from performing at the inauguration because the creator believes it is hypocritical of the House to invite her, being that she recently signed that $50 million Pepsi deal and Michelle Obama fights for children to be healthy.  (People will make up ANYTHING, won't they?? *side eye*)

All that aside, Bey came and she conquered (in some really pretty earrings).  Watch below as she gives that signature "I'm about to kill this shit", cat surveying the room from behind a corner-look and commences to bring the house down!

And can I just say... Thank you, Beyonce, for almost completely erasing Kelly Clarkson's performance from my memory. (Thank you.)

DIY Ombre Nails Tutorial [Video]

I was checking out the latest ASOS edition on the iPhone app and LOVED the short ombre nail tutorial vid. I tried to find it online so that I could grab an embed code and stick it on here, but couldn't find it.  So, here is a YouTube vid from OliviaMakeupChannel that (kind of) suffices:

In the ASOS video a blue/purple color was used on the bottom and a soft golden color was used on top at the tips.  Using the same method as show in the above video, a sponge was used to apply the lighter color to the middle and tips of the nails. I really liked that color scheme.

I'm really just amazed that it's that simple.  One fine day I'll give this a try. Doesn't seem like you can go too wrong with it.

Thursday, January 17, 2013

Donald Trump Gets Served ONCE AGAIN!!


That ole RICHY-RICH-RICH Trump is forever rubbing someone the wrong way on Twitter.  His past attacks on any and every damn body that pays him no mind seems to have rubbed the folks at Dead Spin the wrong way as well.  I found the below post on Brooklyn Mutt's Tumblr page:

I laughed so fuckin' hard!! Then I reblogged.  Then I thought that I'd reblog this every day if I could.  Then I thought I'd just stick it on here for everyone to enjoy as much as I did.

The Premiere Of Real Husbands Of Hollywood: Funny Or....??

My (self-appointed) "Creative Director" advised me not to write about BET's Real Husbands Of Hollywood, but I gots to!!

That damn premiere was HORRIBLE!!  Did y'all see it?!

I am mad that BET used Kevin Hart to trick me into tuning in to their station! Had I not been channel surfing, I would have missed the premiere the other night.  But once I did come across it, I decided to watch because the ads with all the fake slapping in it looked promising.  A show mocking reality tv seems like a good, humorous idea. (Why not, right?)

Um. I watched the entire show and genuinely laughed at maybe two lines during the entire 30 minutes.

I'm willing to give this show a chance though, because I believe in Kevin Hart and Robin Thicke.  So, I'll be tuning in next week.  But if the second show is just as wack as the first, I gotta let it go and take my disappointments with me.  (A damn shame)

I'm saddened.

Monday, January 14, 2013

Kenya Moore Performs "Gone With The Wind Fabulous" On Watch What Happens Live [Video]

Every damn series, every damn season, REALITY TV gives us AT LEAST one, crazy ass delusional being.  This season for the Real Housewives of Atlanta, Kenya Moore is that one.  She has a "single" out called "Gone With The Wind Fabulous".  Check out the lil performance below on Andy Cohen's Watch What Happens Live show:

"Suit & Tie" Justin Timberlake ft. Jay-Z [Audio]

...Think this one gotta grow on me.. Eh.

Saturday, January 12, 2013

Ice Cubes To Detect When You've Had Enough...

Found this neat vid on Huffington Post:

This seems like a neat idea but I wonder just how well the cubes really work.  In the vid it shows simply "Drink #1, 2 & 3".  Does the indicator actually work off of the amount of alcohol or just the fact that the glass at some point was emptied and then refilled??... No one drink is as heavy in alcohol as the next, ya know.

I'd just like to know.

But, at any rate, an invention such as this would definitely help many worldwide.

Friday, January 11, 2013

"Fo Real" Future ft. Drake [Audio]


I did not even get beyond 5 seconds of this damn song. Future's singing be killin' me! (Uggh!) If ya'll can get beyond that, ENJOY!!


"Nuclear" Destiny's Child First Single In 8 Years!!!!! [Audio]

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!! AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! (OMG!) AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Beyonce announced on Facebook yesterday that her and tha girls: Michelle and Kelly are set to release a new album of love songs soon and promised a Super Bowl performance/reunion.

I am super siced about DC3's comeback.... All together.

S/o Trilluminati on Youtube for the audio! (Could not find an embed for the Soundcloud version anywhere!! Grrr!)

Thursday, January 10, 2013

"Millions" Pusha T ft. Rick Ross [Audio]

(Funk Flex tagged..)

Fight on the Beach: Another iPhone Recovery Success Story

Just last week I posted the story about the guy in NYC that got his iPhone back by luring the thief to a "date" with a beautiful woman (which was really him).  Once the thief arrived, the rightful iPhone owner greeted him with a $20 recovery fee and hammer (just in case).

And now we have a guy that tracked down his phone with the Find My iPhone app.  The app led him to the beach (and the thief)... and a FIGHT!!

As an iPhone owner, it is just that serious!! Y'all know Apple's replacement program DOES NOT cover stolen/lost phones, right?  And majority of us get our phones on that $200/2 year contract deal.  If that thing goes missing, who wanna kick out $500-$600 for another damn phone?!!


And not this guy in the above vid either.


Sunday, January 6, 2013

iPhone Owner Reclaimed His Phone After It Was Stolen (You Won't Believe How)

On New Year's Eve, a New York resident, Nadav Nirenberg, hopped out of a cab and left his iPhone behind.  On New Year's Day, he began receiving emails in response to his profile on a dating site that he belongs to and found that the thief was actually using his profile via the app on his phone.

Nirenberg created a fake female profile and invited the thief on a date.  The guy shows up to his door, bearing gifts (like any gentleman would).  Nirenberg got his phone back and the thief got $20 and a pass on a good ole ass whippin'!

From AP:

Jazz trombonist Nadav Nirenberg (nah-DAHV' NEE'-run-berg) says he left the phone in a livery cab on New Year's Eve. The next morning, the 27-year-old learned via email that someone was sending messages to women using a dating app on the phone.

Nirenberg logged on to the service and offered the man a date - posing as a woman. He even posted a picture of a pretty girl.

When the culprit arrived at Nirenberg's Brooklyn apartment building with wine, the musician greeted him with a $20 bill while holding a hammer - just in case.

The thief handed him the iPhone and left without a word.

This is CRAZY!!!! Why would dude use the real owner's profile for the dating app?!!  Did he not think far enough to create his own profile?..Or was he too ugly and didn't wanna post his own pictures to create a profile? (Tricking the nice ladies of NY like dat)...  Either way, criminals get dumber and dumber, it seems.

Friday, January 4, 2013

"I'm A Coke Boy" (Remix) Chinx Drugz ft. Rick Ross, Diddy & French Montana [Audio]

(Funkmaster Flex tagged)


Giraffe FIGHT!!! [Video]

LMAO @ dude saying giraffes were designed (or maybe their necks were?..) for fighting. I'd have to disagree on that.  The design of a giraffe doesn't seem like the best for war. (As is proven by this funny ass neck-slinging video)

If You Ask For Ketchup At A Subway Sandwich Shop, You Just Might Get Yo Ass Whipped!

Recently in Orlando, FL, a Subway employee invited a customer to fight because they don't offer ketchup as a condiment!! (Just when I thought I'd heard it all) posted Channel 9 News interviews of both the customer as well as the Subway employee that was involved in this crazy argument over ketchup that almost turned into a physical fight.  The police were called and the employee left before they arrived.  However, he did return to the scene to answer some questions for the local news.  He says people are really crazy now these days.  And I think he must be referring to himself.  After all, he is the dude that admits to asking the customer if he wanted to fight and mentions something about handling it like a man (or what the hell ever).

Just insane.


Thursday, January 3, 2013

Macbook Luxury: Chrome, Platinum & Gold Apple Products

If kicking for high-end Apple products doesn't quite give you the "I got money to blow" status you're seeking, visit Computer-Choppers and blow a bit more. This company offers to cover your electronics in metals such as platinum, gold (rose and yellow offered) and chrome as well as various anodized colors.

Here's some examples:

As lovely as these modified Macs look, the price tag for modification is a steep one for an item that most will only have for a few years.  I can just imagine that the person that has 10's of thousands to spend on a ALL GOLD EVERYTHING Mac is the type of person to upgrade their laptop every year or two.  

Can I say "A fool and his money..."? without coming off as all hater-y?

Iceland Has Naming Laws To Save Children From "Embarrassment"!!

I came across a shocking report on Yahoo this morning about a young girl and her mother fighting for the right to claim the name her mother gave her at birth, which the governing laws disapprove of.

REYKJAVIK, Iceland (AP) — Call her the girl with no name.
A 15-year-old is suing the Icelandic state for the right to legally use the name given to her by her mother. The problem? Blaer, which means "light breeze" in Icelandic, is not on a list approved by the government.
Like a handful of other countries, including Germany and Denmark, Iceland has official rules about what a baby can be named. In a country comfortable with a firm state role, most people don't question the Personal Names Register, a list of 1,712 male names and 1,853 female names that fit Icelandic grammar and pronunciation rules and that officials maintain will protect children from embarrassment. Parents can take from the list or apply to a special committee that has the power to say yea or nay.
In Blaer's case, her mother said she learned the name wasn't on the register only after the priest who baptized the child later informed her he had mistakenly allowed it.
Blaer is identified as "Stulka" — or "girl" — on all her official documents, which has led to years of frustration as she has had to explain the whole story at the bank, renewing her passport and dealing with the country's bureaucracy.
Her mother is hoping that will change with her suit, the first time someone has challenged a names committee decision in court.
Though the law has become more relaxed in recent years — with the name Elvis permitted, inspired by the charismatic rock and roll icon whose name fits Icelandic guidelines — choices like Cara, Carolina, Cesil, and Christa have been rejected outright because the letter "c'' is not part of Iceland's 32-letter alphabet.

I think that parents have the right to name their child whatever they'd like.  Yes, many names should have never come into one's imagination and later into existence for the rest of the world and a poor, innocent child to suffer through, but still... It is a parent's right to give their offspring a name that they feel is appropriate.

Hopefully, this one child's story getting media attention may change the laws and allow families one of the most basic of freedoms. (After all, they finally let ELVIS slide)

Can y'all imagine that kind of law in America?! Can you imagine a life without all the Boo'Quishas, La'Melvins, TreQuans and all'a those other made up, crazy attempts at being "creative"?? Um.

Hot Asian Teen Accessory: FAKE BRACES!!

Aww..So coool. (NOT!)
Braces are no joke.  My son (bless his lil heart) has been wearing braces for a little over a year and a half now.  We got about 6-8 more months to go at this point, and let me tell ya, those things are an inconvenience!! Besides the fact that he can't eat a lot of things (nothing hard or crunchy, chewy-A LOT OF THINGS) and flossing and brushing properly are a bit tougher, the entire ordeal is time consuming and EXPENSIVE!!

Initially, the visits were once a week or every other week, then the visits slacked to once a month for maintenance. And even with insurance, I ended up owing about $2600 out of pocket!!

Braces are no fun.

So, why are Asian teens accessorizing with knockoff braces?! As weird as it may seem to all of us, it is speculated that the teens think the knockoffs are cool because braces are so expensive and gives the wearer a little status. (??) This is just WEIRD!

The Thai government has voiced concern over the $100 item's tiny parts and material containing lead (YES.LEAD!!)  Even in the face of public concern, unfortunately, a few teens actually lost their lives as a result of the faux dental wear.

This is insane! Whatever happened to carrying a knockoff designer purse, t-shirt or shoes?!! That ain't never claim no lives!


Tuesday, January 1, 2013

Karmin Performs A Cover of Goyte's "Somebody That I Used To Know"

Found this video of Karmin performing Goyte's "Somebody That I Used To Know".  Two of my favorite things in one. (The duo and song) Check it out:

The female of Karmin has one of the nicest voices around. After they signed with a record company it seems like they "dumbed" (For lack of better word) her vocals down. Did y'all get the same feel?  Then again, I only heard that one single that I hated... 

"The Party Anthem" Timbaland ft. Lil Wayne, Missy Elliott & T-Pain

Apple Store In Paris Robbed of More Than $1 Million Worth of Products On New Years Eve!!

On New Year's Eve, as many were out celebrating the coming of 2013, four armed, masked men raided an Apple store in Paris and made off with over $1 Million worth of products!!

Huffington Post reports that around 9 p.m, while the store was closed for the night, the thieves threatened the guard at the back entrance of the store and successfully gained entry while a large amount of local police were busy monitoring the crowds gathered in the area for New Year's Eve.

What in tha?!...

Jay-Z's Involved With The Score For 'The Great Gatsby'!


Y'all remember 'The Great Gatsby' as part of the Literature curriculum in Junior High? (Yeah, I barely remember it too.--lol) The novel's a literary staple. And now our King of Hip Hop (and probably my one, true love), Jay-Z, has been named as inspiration for the movie's score!!! And has been recruited to contribute to the final score.

From Huffington Post:

Hov is reportedly the latest star to attach his name to the upcoming film adaptation of "The Great Gatsby." According to Jeymes Samuel of The Bullitts, he and Jay-Z will be writing the score for "Gatsby."
The first clue of Jay-Z's involvement with "The Great Gatsby" was shown in the film's trailer. The opulent lifestyle of Jay Gatsby (Leonardo DiCaprio) was set to the pumping beat of Jay-Z and Kanye West's "No Church In The Wild" -- take a look in the video above.
Cast members also leaked in April that director Baz Luhrmann played Jay-Z music on the set of "The Great Gatsby." "On my first day he had Jay-Z pumped up full, and we did the entire scene with, you know, Jay-Z in our ear on full blast while acting, and it was just so liberating," Isla Fischer told MTV.

I just loved watching Jay's transitions and success!  All of y'all that have been down with Jay since the early/mid 90's know what I'm talking about.